Good Will Humping: An Appreciation of Porn Movie Titles

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12:09AM.
I love porn movie titles. I mean I really, truly love them–I think they’re hilarious. And, occasionally, a sign of creative genius. As I mentioned the other day, I planned on someday posting my favorite porn movie titles. Well, readers, that day is here. Why now? Because in the last couple of days I’ve heard a couple of new ones that I just had to share. And because I figure it’ll give my three or so Friday lunchtime readers a kick. Don’t worry–I’ve been careful not to list ones with those obvious flag words. You know–the slangy, really nasty words for the wangerdoodle, hooha, hoohoo, and vajayjay, among other body parts. Well, with one very obvious exception that surely has late director David Lean rolling over in his grave (RIP). So continue reading at your own risk.

Without further ado, here are some of my favorite porn movie titles. As expected–this is me, after all–they’re all based on movies or TV shows. Enjoy.

  • Assablanca
  • In & Out & In Again
  • Lawrence of a Labia
  • Cliffbanger
  • Bone Alone
  • Buffy the Vampire Layer
  • The Sopornos
  • Bonfire of the Panties
  • Ally McFeal
  • American Booty
  • Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
  • Forest Hump
  • Romancing the Bone
  • Saving Ryan’s Privates
  • Sperms of Endearment
  • On Golden Blonde
  • Jurassic Pork
  • Pocahontass
  • The Sperminator
  • Crocodile Done Me
  • I Know Who You Did Last Summer
  • The Empire Strikes from the Back
  • The Porn Identity
  • Agent Cody Spanks

And my new favorite:

  • Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Let me just add that I haven’t seen any of the above-listed movies. Yet.

2:53PM.
Now that I have your attention…

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6 Responses to Good Will Humping: An Appreciation of Porn Movie Titles

  1. shera1432

    Convenient that you know ALOT of titles, but haven’t seen any yet?! And what were you doing up so late?!

  2. Larry Flint

    Thanks for some great ideas!

  3. Brent

    I have never seen anyone have a segue quite like this. Very interesting.

  4. Anonymous

    Post some photos from your sisters wedding, you left us hanging

  5. Sam

    Hell woman, you never updated about the wedding!!!!

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