Selecting “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” and hitting play on the iPod, knowing full well what the spouse thinks of that song:
“That’s right — I’m subjecting you to The Darkness!”
“Isn’t that what you’ve been doing for the last ten years or so?”
Gasping in mock horror in reply: “Sonofabitch!”
“Oh, you just wish you thought of saying it first.”
Sighing dejectedly: “Well, yeah.”