“Are you sure that’ll fit you?”
“What? Are you saying I’m fat?”
“No, it’s just that it looks small.”
“It stretches. I can fit into this without any problem. Even though I’m apparently a whale.”
“I didn’t say you’re fat or a whale –“
“Hmmph. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go change into something more comfortable. Like a blowhole and fins.”
