HI, EVERYBODY! TROUBADOUR HOBO HERE! MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE STARTING TO GET SOMETHING CALLED CABIN FEVER SO I THOUGHT I’D TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY HI. HI!!! I’M NOT SURE WHAT CABIN FEVER IS, BUT THEY LOOK FINE TO ME. THEY’RE JUST REALLY CRANKY. ESPECIALLY MOMMY. THEY HOPE TO GET OUT TOMORROW SINCE THEY’RE SICK OF BEING COOPED UP, BUT I HOPE THEY NEVER GET OUT BECAUSE I LOVE HAVING MOMMY AND DADDY AROUND ALL THE TIME. LOVE IT!!! I WOULD MISS THE TINY ONE THEY CALL CORALINE ONLY A LITTLE BIT. I HOPE SHE GETS OUT TOMORROW BECAUSE THEN I CAN HAVE MOMMY BACK FOR MYSELF. OK I HAVE TO GO NOW. TYPING IS EXHAUSTING WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE THUMBS AND MY BROTHER CALEB WANTS TO PLAY. BYE!!!
–LOVE, TROUBADOUR!!!
A note from Finn the Cat: I edited this as best I could. He would NOT listen to me about how typing in all caps is shouting. He said, “BUT THAT’S HOW I REALLY TALK!” So I only claim partial responsibility for this ridiculous post by my idiot little brother. — Finn
