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Liveblogging: The 82nd Annual Academy Awards

8:30PM
Nice to introduce the Best Actor and Best Actress nominees, but a bit pointless.

8:32PM
Neil Patrick Harris singing in a sparkly jacket = WIN.

Who I expect to win tonight: Sandra Bullock, Jeff Bridges, Christoph Waltz, and Mo’Nique for the acting awards; The Hurt Locker and Up for Best Picture and Animated Feature Film, respectively; and Kathryn Bigelow for Best Director. Avatar will sweep all the technical/artistic awards. Not sure about the writing categories.

8:35PM
“And this is Alec Baldwin.” Well said, Steve Martin.

8:42PM
Steve Martin: “In Inglourious Basterds, Christoph Waltz played a Nazi obsessed with finding Jews. Well, Christoph (spreading his arms over the auditorium) … the motherload!”

8:44PM
OK, Steve and Alec need to move on from this pseudo-roast. This is exactly the kind of timewaster that makes the Oscars run two hours long.

8:48PM
Christoph Waltz takes the Actor in a Supporting Role Oscar.

8:55PM
Cameron Diaz looks like a living Barbie doll. Oddly enough, I think this is the most put together I’ve seen her in years.

8:58PM
Dug! And the winner for Animated Feature Film: Up!

9:00PM
Way to try to class up Miley Cyrus by pairing her with Amanda Seyfried. Miley looks like a 45-year-old while Amanda, on the other hand, looks like a beautiful young princess.

9:03PM
Colin Farrell can sing, too. Love him.

9:04PM
Original Song goes to Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett for “The Weary Kind” from Crazy Heart.

9:13PM
Loved Tina Fey and Robert Downey Jr.’s banter. I’m guessing Fey wrote it since it’s been the funniest, best-written bit since NPH’s opening song.

9:15PM
Mark Boal takes the Oscar for Original Screenplay for The Hurt Locker. I have to see this movie ASAP.

9:17PM
Molly Ringwald and Matthew Broderick presenting a tribute to John Hughes. I now feel very old, and am saddened all over again that Hughes died so young.

9:23PM
Nice to see John Hughes’ family at the Oscars. I don’t remember any other tributes like this.

9:27PM
Zoe Saldana is gorgeous, but what is she wearing? Are Barney or Grimace missing? Any purple Muppets that haven’t been seen in a while?

9:31PM
After a boring short feature about short films, Logorama wins the Oscar for Animated Short Film. Nicolas Schmerkin “I have to thank the three thousand non-official sponsors that appears in the film. And I have to assure them that no logos were harmed during the making of the project.”

9:34PM
The Oscar for Documentary Short Subject goes to Music By Prudence. And Elinor Burkett just very rudely interrupted Roger Ross Williams’ acceptance speech. What the hell?

9:36PM
I’m over this “short” category. The New Tenants wins for Live Action Short Film.

9:37PM
Ben Stiller’s dressed as a Na’Vi from Avatar. I can only hope this is funnier than his Joaquin Phoenix fiasco last year.

9:39PM
Nope. Not funnier.

9:41PM
Star Trek‘s team wins for Makeup.

9:49PM
The Oscar for Adapted Screenplay goes to Geoffrey Fletcher for Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire. He seems very sincere and incredibly humbled. And nervous. I can tell he’s going to make me cry.

9:54PM
“The thought when I get home that I’m gonna have a two-legged man in my room is so exciting I can hardly stand it.” Lauren Bacall is made of awesome.

9:59PM
Surprising absolutely no one, Mo’Nique wins for Actress in a Supporting Role for Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire.

10:01PM
Why the face, Samuel L. Jackson? Didn’t like Mo’Nique’s speech? Hmm.

10:05PM
Sigourney Weaver looks fab, and her dress is a gorgeous red. We should all age so well.

10:07PM
In another non-surprise, Avatar wins for Art Direction. The Oscars are beginning to feel like the Superbowl in that we’re past “halftime” and now it’s becoming predictable.

10:09PM
I noticed this during the red carpet special, but what the hell did Sarah Jessica Parker do to herself? Roll around in self-tanning lotion? She looks splotchy orange.

10:10PM
The Young Victoria wins the Oscar for Costume Design.

10:11PM
Oh, Charlize. No. Bad dress! Bad dress!

10:17PM
Loved the Paranormal Activity spoof with Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin.

10:18PM
It’s about time the Oscars had a tribute to horror movies.

10:20PM
In retrospect, this horror retrospective is going to probably give me nightmares tonight. Too many boogeymen and scary characters/situations too close to bedtime.

10:22PM
Edward Scissorhands is not a horror movie. And not one zombie movie that I saw among those clips (unless I blinked and missed one). For argument’s sake, I’ll say Twilight isn’t a horror movie, either. Horrible, maybe, but not horror.

10:25PM
The Hurt Locker wins for Sound Editing. I’d love to see Jeremy Renner in an upset win for Lead Actor; he’s always made really fascinating movie choices and has been underrated for so long. But I think this is Jeff Bridges’ year. But I digress … Double sound category victory for The Hurt Locker, this time for Sound Mixing.

10:35PM
Sandra Bullock looks gorgeous tonight. And Avatar wins for Cinematography, yet another stroke to James Cameron’s ego.

10:37PM
Demi Moore introduces the In Memoriam segment. Now I’m definitely going to cry.

10:41PM
Alas, James Taylor singing along to the In Memoriam segment sucked the emotion out of it for me. Never been a fan of his.

10:46PM
The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers takes to the stage to highlight the nominees for Original Score. First up: Hans Zimmer’s jaunty Sherlock Holmes score.

10:52PM
Michael Giacchino wins for Original Score for Up. I need to add that one to my collection (ditto Sherlock Holmes).

10:54PM
Thank you to the Oscar director for not pairing Gerard Butler with Jennifer Aniston in presenting the Visual Effects Oscar. Bradley Cooper is a vast improvement.

10:55PM
Avatar wins the Oscar for Visual Effects. Color me shocked.

11:04PM
The Cove wins for Documentary Feature. I love what the filmmakers aimed to do with this movie, but I honestly don’t think I have the stomach to watch it. The sign reading “Text Dolphin to 44144” was a nice touch during the acceptance speech, though.

11:07PM
The Hurt Locker wins for Film Editing. I wonder if this is another harbinger over the ultimate win over Avatar.

11:08PM
Oh, Keanu. You look a wee bit too skinny. I hope it’s for a role.

11:15PM
Quentin Tarantino and Pedro Almodovar introduce the Foreign Language Film winner: Argentina’s The Secret in Their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos).

11:24PM
Squee! Colin Farrell! Did I mention I was thisclose to him in Toronto? The boy cleans up real nice.

11:26PM
Sigh. This is yet another timewaster that is making the Oscars run long. Is anyone else out there still watching? Boring. And yet I’ve watched this long into it …

11:32PM
The Dude wins! It’s Jeff Bridges’ year: He wins the Oscar for Actor in a Leading Role for Crazy Heart.

11:41PM
I’m over these tributes, but I’m really hoping tonight is Sandra Bullock’s night.

11:47PM
Really disappointed/disgusted to see Sean Penn presenting the Actress in a Leading Role award after his comments the other day. Blech.

11:48PM
YES! Sandra Bullock wins her first Oscar, for Actress in a Leading Role for The Blind Side. Despite my innate dislike of sports movies but because of my love of Sandra, I will have to watch it now.

11:52PM
Sandra’s words about moms, particularly her own, got to me. Tears.

11:55PM
Oscar history in the making: Kathryn Bigelow is the first female director to win the Oscar for Directing (for The Hurt Locker). Woot!

11:58PM
It’s Bigelow’s year: The Hurt Locker wins Best Motion Picture.

That’s all folks. Goodnight!

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Christmas Faves: Steve Martin’s Christmas Wish

I still remember the first time I saw Steve Martin’s Christmas Wish on Saturday Night Live. I was in high school when it first aired, and it’s a testament to this skit’s staying power that it’s still as funny as the first time I saw it. I think this made such an impression on me not just because of Steve Martin’s perfect delivery, but because of how he starts out with seemingly noble, altruistic wishes, but quickly gives voice to the things he really wants. Which is something we can all relate to.


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*After much searching, I found the video on Boomclips.com.

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