“Hey, honey? If we were left stranded in the ocean and you were holding on to my dead body, how long would you hold on to me before letting me go?”
Bursts out laughing.
“What? Where the hell did that come from?”
“I’m watching Open Water 2 — did you know there was an Open Water 2? No, of course you didn’t — and this woman is hanging on to her dead husband just bobbing in the ocean.”
“Oh. Well, I’d hold on to you at least until some sharks showed up needing to be fed.”
“Good to know where I stand.”