Arriving at IHOP after leaving the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book release party.
“I’m worried someone will show up with the book and start reading from it and spoil it for us.”
“God, you’re paranoid.”
“Hey, it could happen, you know.”
“Come on – what are the odds of someone sitting down right next to us with the new Harry Potter book?”
A couple sits down nearby with the new Harry Potter book and opens it up to start reading out loud.
“Oh my God! I TOLD you it could happen!”