August 18, 2009 · 6:00 AM
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Tuesday 10: Random Things My Puppy Drove Me to Say

  1. Grab him! He’s got a bottle of Corona!
  2. Oh my God, he’s got a knife!
  3. Please quit humping your brother’s head.
  4. Gross! He’s running around with the peed-on towel like it’s a cape!
  5. Oh no. Was that your iPod Nano?
  6. He’s got another knife!
  7. Where’d you get that box of spaghetti?
  8. Grab him! He’s got a pork chop!
  9. How did you manage to pee across six feet? And make those loops?
  10. Sweetie, I love you, but why are you such an asshole?

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3 Responses to Tuesday 10: Random Things My Puppy Drove Me to Say

  1. Anonymous
    August 18, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    LMAO! Those are GREAT!

    Sam

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  2. Boriqua
    August 19, 2009 at 6:50 AM

    And, sadly, not even close to being made up. But then again, anyone who knows Troubadour already knows that. 🙂

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  3. Stephanie
    August 19, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    Hilar-i-ous!

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