Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: There’s a world outside your window / And it’s a world of dread and fear / Where the only water flowing / Is the bitter sting of tears / And the Christmas bells that ring there / Are the clanging chimes of doom /…
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The Throes of the Christmas Nervous Breakdown
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: Christmas makes you feel emotional / It may bring parties or thoughts devotional / Whatever happens or what may be / Here is what Christmas time means to me Jay Livingston & Ray Evans / “Silver Bells” 11:57PM.Last minute Christmas shopping with Brent +…
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Helping Hands and a Strike Spared
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: Rocking around the Christmas tree / Have a happy holiday / Everyone’s dancing merrily / In a new old fashioned way Brenda Lee / “Rocking Around the Christmas Tree” 10:06PM.I spent the majority of today with Jonathan and Curry helping them shop and wrap…
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I’m a Wrapping Fool
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree / Won’t be the same dear, if you’re not here with me Elvis Presley / “Blue Christmas” 11:15PM.I’ve wrapped all but one present. That is, not including the remaining gifts I need to buy. I always…
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Did You Hear the One About the Couple Who Booked Plane Tickets to New York City Just in Time for the First Transit Strike in 25 Years?
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: I’ll be home for Christmas / You can count on me / Please have snow and mistletoe / And presents by the tree Michael BublĂ© / “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” 8:57PM.As much as I want to get presents this Sunday (being the greedy…
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I’m All Up in the Christmas Spirit’s Face, Yo
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: I make toys, but I’ve got aspirations / Make some noise / Use your imagination / Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for / There’s a list for who’s been / Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an…
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Too Old to Stay Out Late
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: The time is now, the place is here / And the whole wide world is filled with cheer Run-D.M.C. / “Christmas in Hollis” 9:58PM.Steve and Jimmy, who Rich and I met at Justin and Shauen’s Halloween party, hosted a Christmas party at their house…
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Next Year, Our Christmas Cards Will Be Early. Really.
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus / Underneath his beard so snowy white / Oh, what a laugh it would have been / If Daddy had only seen / Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night. John Cougar Mellencamp / “I Saw Mommy Kissing…
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Christmas Parties Are Upon Us
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: Come, they told me, pa rum pa pum pum / A newborn king to see, pa rum pa pum pum / Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pa pum pum / To lay before the king, pa rum pa pum pum The Supremes…
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The Case for Westmoreland, Porky the Peg Leg No More, and ‘Tis the Season to Be Jolly
Christmas Song Lyric of the Day: Here we are, as in olden days / Happy golden days of yore / Faithful friends who are dear to us / Gather near to us / Once more Coldplay / “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” 4:25PM.As all seven or so of my…