“Hey, honey, have you seen my cheesecake ice cream? Honey?”Silence.“Did you eat my cheesecake ice cream? MY ice cream?”“Well, it was in there for a while–““Three days!”“Exactly. It was in there for three whole days, so I figured you didn’t want it.”“You ate MY ICE CREAM?! We don’t have anything…
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Scene From a Marriage #311
“You know, if we ever feel like seeing what it’s like to have kids, we could just borrow one of our friends’ kids for a day.” “You don’t borrow people’s children. You offer to babysit them.” “Oh. Would we get paid, then?” “Not since we offered.” “Damn.”
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Scene From a Marriage #284
“Honey, do I make your mouth go dry?” “Nah. Not for a long while now.” “WHAT?!?” “You make my mouth water.” “Oooh…good save.”
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Scene From a Marriage #38
“I want to go to Ripley’s Aquarium in Gatlinburg.” “Why?” “Because I hear it’s a really nice aquarium and it’s been a while since we’ve been to one.” “Ripley’s? As in Ripley’s Believe It or Not?” “Yeah.” “Oh, yeah. I’ll bet that’s a great aquarium. ‘See sharks with fins!'” “Stop…
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Scene From a Marriage #117
“I think I’ve discovered the Lost World Michael Crichton wrote about.” “In the fridge?” “Yeah. I don’t think we should be allowed to buy food anymore. We don’t deserve it.” “That bad, huh?” “Yeah. How old are those Egg Beaters in the back?” “Toss ’em.” “Huh. I didn’t know they…
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Scene From a Marriage #93
“Hey, honey, have you seen that oil change coupon?” “Yeah. It’s on the baker’s rack, next to the school coupon book.” “See? That’s why you could never leave me — because I wouldn’t be able to find anything.” “Yeah — that’s why I could never leave you.”