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    A Conversation With Coraline: The Publix Checkout Line

    April 28, 2014 - By Pattie

    Pointing: “Can you buy me that book?” “Which one?” “The one with the wedding girls.” “That’s not a book. It’s a bridal magazine.” “What’s that?” “It’s to help women plan their weddings. And you are not currently planning your wedding.” While flipping through the pages of the magazine: “Because I…

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    A Conversation With Coraline: Q&A

    March 5, 2014 - By Pattie

    “What does … chocolate milk turn into?” “Pee.” “What does … chocolate turn into?” “Poop.” “What does … candy turn into?” “Poop.” “What does … water turn into?” “Pee.” “What does … the fox say?” “Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni.”

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    A Conversation With Coraline: Baby Gaga

    February 26, 2014 - By Pattie

    “I’m going to have a baby sister.” “Oh, you are now, are you? Because that’s news to me.” “Yes. And she will be named Baby Gaga!” “You know that wouldn’t be her real name, right?”

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