“I think I’ve discovered the Lost World Michael Crichton wrote about.”
“In the fridge?”
“Yeah. I don’t think we should be allowed to buy food anymore. We don’t deserve it.”
“That bad, huh?”
“Yeah. How old are those Egg Beaters in the back?”
“Toss ’em.”
“Huh. I didn’t know they could turn into dust like that.”