Song Lyric of the Day:
If I were your appendages / I’d hold open your eyes / So you would see / That all of us are heaven sent / There was never meant to be only one
Incubus / “Megalomaniac“
11:48AM.
It was high time someone invented the cat translator. According to this article, the Meowlingual can translate your cat’s purrs and meows. While I won’t be shelling out $75 to find out, I can imagine — for free — what my cats would have to say:
Yum Yum
“Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Pick me up! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mama! Carry me! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! I love you! Mom! MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!”
Finn
“You know I hate that stupid dog, Caleb, with every fiber of my being, don’t you? How can you keep him around? Look at him — he’s a destructive dork. Say the word, I’ll take him out. Lord knows, I’ve been trying for years.”
Belle
“What was that? Did you hear that noise? Oh, God, I think we’re out of food! I’m going to starve! Ooh! There it is again! Seriously — what’s that noise? It’s scary! Have you seen my troll dolls? Yum Yum! Stop biting me! Is it time for our bowls to be refilled? Crap! That’s it. I’m hiding until you guys figure out what that scary noise is.”
Buster
“Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. My paw is, like, padded. Check it out — I can move it in slo-mo! Wheeeeeeeee! Awwwwwesome.”
1:47PM.
Okay, that YouTube video of the kid crying defending Britney (Mr. “Leave Britney Alone!!!”)? Seth Green posted his response on MySpace. Classic — the eyeliner bit is brilliant.
Seth Green Chris Crocker Outtakes
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4:08PM.
Okay, I’m addicted to those lists put out on Cracked.com. My latest favorites: The 8 Manliest Musicals (which I don’t think will do much to convince guys to see musicals; okay, at least not Cats) and 5 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do. Because an old Mac laptop would’ve been able to hack into an alien spaceship’s mainframe. Riiiight.
