Song Lyric of the Day:
I’ve seen things that never came to be / Sitting and sifting through the soft debris / You’ve seen better days than me / I think on that we can agree
The Apples in Stereo / “Better Days“
8:16AM.
As you know, I can’t stand Paris Hilton (see #38). That celebutard has yet to contribute anything meaningful to society. So it was with unabashed glee that I watched this YouTube video yesterday, sent to me by a friend (thanks to her, I have a new favorite viral video). It’s set to the tune of one of Parasite’s songs, only this version is genuinely entertaining:
It’s a toss up as to what’s my favorite line, the one about her missing her chihuahua or that whole last stanza about being someone’s bitch and her new roommate. Great stuff.
1:01PM.
In honor of today’s long-awaited Apple iPhone release, here’s a Conan O’Brien parody ad.
Do I want an iPhone? Duh. Will I be buying an iPhone? Not anytime soon.
