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Tuesday 10: Irrational Things I Will Worry About on Vacation

September 8, 2009 - By 
  1. That Rich will give away my cat Belle
  2. That Rich will give away my cat Buster
  3. That Rich will give away my cat Finn
  4. That my puppy will commit suicide
  5. That TiVo will forget to record season/series premieres
  6. That TiVo will accidentally delete said season/series premieres
  7. That I will go into a diabetic coma the third day in after eating nothing but buttered popcorn and drinking large sodas for every meal
  8. That zombies will attack, catching Rich unprepared due to his lack of zombie-movie knowledge
  9. That I will go blind five days in, my eyes having gone from round to rectangular from watching too many movies on the big screen
  10. That I will sprout a curly tail upon coming home, having caught swine flu after traveling

3 Comments on “Tuesday 10: Irrational Things I Will Worry About on Vacation”

  1. Public notice: Now available, three healthy, friendly, middle aged cats. Up to date on shots, good with dogs. Not potty trained, liable to poop anywhere in the house at anytime. Prone to sleeping on high traffic steps.

    Call now, availability limited! One week only!

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  2. You are irrational, you need to relax, you definitely have OCD, and you are probably right about SEVERAL of those things, but don't worry about them because you are supposed to have FUN on vacation!

    …

    Vanessa

    PS LMAO at the liable to poop anywhere in the house at anytime comment by Rich

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  3. Rich — Oh, you SOB. LOL. You won't be getting any calls for that lot of cats.

    Vanessa — Do you know me at ALL? LOL. I'll have fun once I'm there. It's just the leading up to vacation time that has me freaking out. But seriously — check on my cats, OK? 🙂

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