scene from a marriage

Picking up a prescription bottle. “You didn’t take your last pill? For your LYME DISEASE?” “Nope.” “Why not? What if you get attacked by ticks and get it again?” “Well, then, I have an extra pill handy, don’t I?”

“So do you think it’d be a bad idea to start watching Se7en while I’m getting ready for bed?”“No.”“Really?”“OF COURSE IT’S A BAD IDEA. Dumbass.”

Upon arriving home after 10 days of travel and a vacation in Uruguay. “So. Alone time?” “Sure. For how long?” “Oh, I don’t know. A week?” “And there it is.”

Holding a package behind his back. “I got you a present.” “Really? I love sur-“ Whips present out from behind his back. “It’s Slingblade!” “-prises…”

“Hey, honey? If we were left stranded in the ocean and you were holding on to my dead body, how long would you hold on to me before letting me go?” Bursts out laughing.“What? Where the hell did that come from?”“I’m watching Open Water 2 — did you know there…

“Let me know if you want to watch another episode of Torchwood and drink every time they play the ‘wah-wah-nanonanonanonano’ music.”

Staring at the 20-year-old black sweatshirt’s tattered cuffs. “You know, we make decent money. We can buy new things when we need to.” “Huh? Are you talking about my sweatshirt? It’s not in that bad shape.” “Not in bad shape? You look like you were mauled by a bear.” “Oh,…

While watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas!“You know, it always bothered me that he just cut out one side of the pattern for the hat and for the jacket. I mean, even when I was little I knew he should’ve had two of each to sew together.” “So, even as…

“Thanks for fast-forwarding that song. It’s really annoying.” “You’re an annoying song.” Laughing. “And I’m on an endless loop!” “And random.”

“Hey, honey?” “Yeah?” “You know that I love you, right?” Sighs. “What did I do?”