Special Porn Movie Music of the Day: Pow chikka pow powwwwwWakka chikka wakka chikka12:09AM.I love porn movie titles. I mean I really, truly love them–I think they’re hilarious. And, occasionally, a sign of creative genius. As I mentioned the other day, I planned on someday posting my favorite porn movie…
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That Squirrel Ate My Baby
Song Lyric of the Day: She’s a brick—-house / Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out / She’s a brick—-house The Commodores / “Brick House” 8:57PM.Rich and I have been dying a slow death since Sunday, the day we lost our home internet connection. Turns out that not only…
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Why Do We Read Blogs?
Song Lyric of the Day: ‘Cause you can’t jump the track, we’re like cars on a cable / And life’s like an hourglass, glued to the table / No one can find the rewind button, girl / So cradle your head in your hands / And breathe…just breathe Anna Nalick…
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Primetime Thursday
Song Lyric of the Day: Her name was lola, she was a showgirl / With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there / She would merengue and do the cha-cha / And while she tried to be a star / Tony always tended bar Barry…
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Cat, You Can Now Get Out of the Bag
Song Lyric of the Day: You don’t know how to ease my pain / You don’t know 10cc / “Cry” 8:03PM.Not only has my blog been neglected lately, but so have my poor babies. Yum Yum is sitting at the bottom of the stairs meowing at the top of his…
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Wedding Weekend Wrapup
Song Lyric of the Day: I give my hand to you with all my heart / Can’t wait to live my life with you, can’t wait to start / You and I will never be apart / My dreams came true because of you Shania Twain & Bryan White /…
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The Day Before the Wedding
Song Lyric of the Day: You’re falling back to me / The star that I can see / I know you’re out there somewhere out there Our Lady Peace / “Somewhere Out There” 8:57AM.Well, tomorrow’s the big day. My little sister, Vanessa, is getting married. I’m thrilled she found someone…
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Dogvertising
Song Lyric of the Day: Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on The Power Station / “Some Like It Hot” 6:39PM.
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The Bachelorette (Party, That Is)
Song Lyric of the Day: Shake it shake it baby / Shake it shake it baby / Shake it shake it mama 2Pac featuring Dr. Dre / “California Love” 7:48PM.I’m still recovering from Vanessa’s bachelorette party Saturday night, my first-ever barhopping experience. What can I say? I’m a late bloomer.…
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Far Too Old to Party
Song Lyric of the Day: If you got flaunt it, boy I know you want it / While I turn around you watch me check up on it BeyoncĂ© featuring Slim Thug / “Check On It” 8:54PM.Beyond exhausted. Recovering from Vanessa’s bachelorette party in Nashville last night. Recovering from my…