“I figured out why my right jaw was sore all day yesterday.”
Long pause.
“You going to tell me why?”
“I had my Kashi cereal for breakfast, and it’s really crunchy since I eat it dry.”
“Well, then, eat it with milk, you goober. Like 99 percent of the world does.”
“I don’t like cereal with milk. Excuse me for not jumping on the bandwagon, LEMMING.”
I eat grapenuts cereal without milk sometimes.