While discussing a certain best-selling “erotic” literary trilogy: “You know those books started out as Twilight fan fiction? Twilight fan fiction!” “At least she finished writing […] Read More
Category: humor
“Were you alive when The Titanic sank?” “No. No one you know was alive when it sank.” “Not even Abuela?” “Oh my God. It sank […] Read More
“How old are you?” “How old do you think I am?” “I don’t know. Thirty-two?” “Today you are my favorite child.”
Noticing ABC World News Tonight With David Muir was on the TV: “Can you record this?” “It’s already recording. Why do you want to watch […] Read More
After discussing our dearly departed dogs: “Why do people not come back from heaven?” “Because they just don’t, sweetie. People and animals don’t live forever. […] Read More
“What did you learn about in school today?” “We talked about cows and heroes!” “Cows and heroes? That’s interesting.” “And guess what?” “What?” “I’ve been […] Read More
“Look, Mommy! They have little dresses for little kids!” “Those aren’t dresses.” “Yes, they are.” “No, they’re people clothes.” “Oh. Look! There’s another little dress […] Read More
After driving out of our neighborhood on the way to day care: “Oh my God! I forgot my phone!” “Really? You never forget that.” “It’s […] Read More
Pointing: “Can you buy me that book?” “Which one?” “The one with the wedding girls.” “That’s not a book. It’s a bridal magazine.” “What’s that?” […] Read More
“What does … chocolate milk turn into?” “Pee.” “What does … chocolate turn into?” “Poop.” “What does … candy turn into?” “Poop.” “What does … […] Read More