Day 12: Things you want to say to an ex
I don’t want to say anything to my ex. But if you put a gun to my head, I guess this is what I’d say, in no particular order:
- I’m sorry for your loss.
- I think you and your family need sensitivity training when it comes to dealing with someone with an alcoholic in the family.
- I’m glad you and your brother married a Hispanic and Asian woman, respectively. Way to stick it to your racist parents!
- I wish we’d stayed broken up the first time.
- Thanks for showing me what I didn’t want in a significant other, because I definitely traded up.