Discussing driving to the puppy’s training class:
“I’ll sit in the backseat with the Dark Passenger.”
“Excuse me? You’re saying my puppy’s a serial killer now? Like Dexter?”
“Well, he does like knives …”
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Scene From a Marriage # 9,389
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Scene From a Marriage # 10,013
“Oh my God!”
“What?”
“A remake of My Bloody Valentine! In 3-D! Starring JENSEN ACKLES!”
“Like he makes it better?”
“Honey, Jensen Ackles makes everything better.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 9,001
“Brass in Pocket” by The Pretenders plays on the radio and he tries to sing along.
“What did you just say?”
Mumbling:
“Fancy.”
“It’s ‘sassy,’ not ‘fancy.’ Do you even know what the name of the song is?”
Chrissie Hynde sings “I’m special / So special.”
“Spe-“
“It’s not ‘Special!'”
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Scene From a Marriage # 6,392
“You’ll be happy to know I bumped up a romantic comedy on the Netflix queue for my next movie, not a horror movie.”
“Really?“
“I felt like something different, but I don’t think horror really affects me that much.”
“It affects ME!”
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Scene From a Marriage # 4,698
“You know why the puppy has such long ears?”
“No. Why?”
“All the better to cover up his horns.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 3,783
Arriving at IHOP after leaving the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book release party.
“I’m worried someone will show up with the book and start reading from it and spoil it for us.”
“God, you’re paranoid.”
“Hey, it could happen, you know.”
“Come on – what are the odds of someone sitting down right next to us with the new Harry Potter book?”
A couple sits down nearby with the new Harry Potter book and opens it up to start reading out loud.
“Oh my God! I TOLD you it could happen!”
“Oh, crap.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 5,842
Picking up a prescription bottle.
“You didn’t take your last pill? For your LYME DISEASE?”
“Nope.”
“Why not? What if you get attacked by ticks and get it again?”
“Well, then, I have an extra pill handy, don’t I?”
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Scene From a Marriage #7,660
“So do you think it’d be a bad idea to start watching Se7en while I’m getting ready for bed?”
“No.”
“Really?”
“OF COURSE IT’S A BAD IDEA. Dumbass.”
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Scene From a Marriage #5,120
“I figured out why my right jaw was sore all day yesterday.”
Long pause.
“You going to tell me why?”
“I had my Kashi cereal for breakfast, and it’s really crunchy since I eat it dry.”
“Well, then, eat it with milk, you goober. Like 99 percent of the world does.”
“I don’t like cereal with milk. Excuse me for not jumping on the bandwagon, LEMMING.”
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Scene From a Marriage #8,427
Upon arriving home after 10 days of travel and a vacation in Uruguay.
“So. Alone time?”
“Sure. For how long?”
“Oh, I don’t know. A week?”
“And there it is.”
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