marriage

“You excited about your vacation?”“God, yes. I need a break. Although I’m going to miss the game a lot. I wish I could bring the XBox with me.” “You’re enjoying the game that much?” “Yeah. And I just got really good with my telekinesis powers.” “Wow.”

“How does it feel to have a wedding band again?”“Good. I didn’t realize I’d missed it like I had.”“Glad to hear it. But be careful with this one. Because if we have to buy a third wedding band, it’s going to be for a new husband.”

“Did you watch the movie?” “Yeah. Although it was really weird – I started watching it, but it was already about six minutes in.” “Oh, yeah. I started watching it before I gave it to you.” “You bought me a movie as a gift, started watching it, didn’t rewind it,…

Watching a TV show: “I get that he feels bad for cheating on her, but I don’t think she should forgive him.” “But look at him — he’s really, truly sorry. He won’t do it again.” “She still shouldn’t take him back. She can forgive him but still kick him…