Scene From a Marriage #25,446
The tail end of a several-minutes long diatribe while discussing home improvement…
The tail end of a several-minutes long diatribe while discussing home improvement…
“I realized Coraline’s first poop on the potty was on my birthday.”…
Hearing approaching footsteps: “Peeing with the door open!” Footsteps getting closer: “Peeing…
After a day of mutual intestinal distress: “How’s your stomach?” “Still with…
“I don’t feel so good. I ate a rice pudding from the…
During Shark Week: “Check this out. This guy’s leg got bitten and…
“If you had to go back in time to when you had…
“You know how F is S’s work husband? Well, I realized I…
“I’m so going to –“ “No, you cannot blog about this.” “Dammit.”
“What are you watching?” “Point Pleasant.” “What’s it about?” “It’s about a…