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“Are you sure that’ll fit you?” “What? Are you saying I’m fat?”…

“Honey?” “Yeah?” “Can I ask you a, well, an unusual question?” Running…

Immediately upon finishing eating dinner: “You know, Troubadour ate cat poop today.”…

“Remind me sometime this week to go to Vanessa’s and trim her…

A shouted conversation while watching TV downstairs in the bedroom while the…

“You watched True Blood without me?! I can’t believe you TV cheated!”…

Selecting “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” and hitting play on…

Arriving home after a long day working two jobs: “Why are there…

Yelled from upstairs: “Arrrrrggggghhhhhhh!” Replying from downstairs: “It’s a melted ice cube,…

While having a heated discussion about not wanting any actual kids to…