Looking at the iPad and reading aloud: “‘How to tell if you’re a hipster.'” “Does having a pair of panties that are called hipsters count?” “It does not. That just means you’re a parent.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 22,488
After hours of driving in a torrential downpour: “This always happens when I’m driving. You always get the good weather. I’m the one who gets the crap weather, while you get Snow White standing on the side of the road with birds on her fingers.” Laughing: “That’s not true. I’ve…
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Scene From a Marriage #25,236
“Hey, did you hear about that Tupac hologram performing at Coachella?” “Nope.” “You have to see it.” Nodding toward Coraline, who has come to stand in front of the iPad as the video starts playing: “Should she be watching this?” “Oh, she’s fine.” “She’s starting to repeat things. And he’s…
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Scene From a Marriage # 15,798
After a day of mutual intestinal distress: “How’s your stomach?” “Still with me. How’s yours?” “It feels like my butt’s going to blow off.” Laughing: “See, romance isn’t dead. It’s just full of gas.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 11,232
“I don’t feel so good. I ate a rice pudding from the pack that was sitting on the table.” “Shouldn’t it have been refrigerated?” “I don’t think so.” (later that evening) Laying down on the floor and propping his feet up. “Go to WebMD. I think I have botulism.”…
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Scene From a Marriage # 13,739
During Shark Week: “Check this out. This guy’s leg got bitten and look what’s left of it.” Immediately after hitting play on the DVR: “Oh my God! Why the HELL did you think I’d want to see that?!?” “I thought you’d find it interesting –“ “Interesting?!? Ugh.” Doubling over: “I…
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Scene From a Marriage # 13,015
“If you had to go back in time to when you had to work and toil in the fields just to survive, how do you think you’d do?” “Honey, I’m pretty sure I’d be their first recorded suicide.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 12,591
“You know how F is S’s work husband? Well, I realized I don’t really have a work husband since I work with everybody about the same.” “Hello! I’M your work husband.” “Oh, honey, you don’t count since I’m actually married to you.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 4,113
“I’m so going to –“ “No, you cannot blog about this.” “Dammit.”
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Scene From a Marriage # 18,923
“What are you watching?” “Point Pleasant.” “What’s it about?” “It’s about a girl who’s the daughter of the devil.” “Of course it is.”