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Scene From a Marriage # 5,842

Picking up a prescription bottle.

“You didn’t take your last pill? For your LYME DISEASE?”

“Nope.”

“Why not? What if you get attacked by ticks and get it again?”

“Well, then, I have an extra pill handy, don’t I?”

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Scene From a Marriage #7,660

“So do you think it’d be a bad idea to start watching Se7en while I’m getting ready for bed?”

“No.”

“Really?”

“OF COURSE IT’S A BAD IDEA. Dumbass.”

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Scene From a Marriage #8,427

Upon arriving home after 10 days of travel and a vacation in Uruguay.

“So. Alone time?”

“Sure. For how long?”

“Oh, I don’t know. A week?”

“And there it is.”

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Scene From a Marriage #781

Holding a package behind his back.

“I got you a present.”

“Really? I love sur-“

Whips present out from behind his back.

“It’s Slingblade!”

“-prises…”

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Scene From a Marriage #6,200

“Hey, honey? If we were left stranded in the ocean and you were holding on to my dead body, how long would you hold on to me before letting me go?”

Bursts out laughing.

“What? Where the hell did that come from?”

“I’m watching Open Water 2 — did you know there was an Open Water 2? No, of course you didn’t — and this woman is hanging on to her dead husband just bobbing in the ocean.”

“Oh. Well, I’d hold on to you at least until some sharks showed up needing to be fed.”

“Good to know where I stand.”

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Scene From a Marriage #6,734

“Let me know if you want to watch another episode of Torchwood and drink every time they play the ‘wah-wah-nanonanonanonano’ music.”

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Scene From a Marriage #5,991

Staring at the 20-year-old black sweatshirt’s tattered cuffs.

“You know, we make decent money. We can buy new things when we need to.”

“Huh? Are you talking about my sweatshirt? It’s not in that bad shape.”

“Not in bad shape? You look like you were mauled by a bear.”

“Oh, this hole under the armpit? I can sew that right up.”

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Scene From a Marriage #4,114

While watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

“You know, it always bothered me that he just cut out one side of the pattern for the hat and for the jacket. I mean, even when I was little I knew he should’ve had two of each to sew together.”

“So, even as a kid, you had problems.”

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Scene From a Marriage #5,112

“Thanks for fast-forwarding that song. It’s really annoying.”

You’re an annoying song.”

Laughing.

“And I’m on an endless loop!”

“And random.”

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Scene From a Marriage #4,103

“Hey, honey?”

“Yeah?”

“You know that I love you, right?”

Sighs.

“What did I do?”

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