While watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas!“You know, it always bothered me that he just cut out one side of the pattern for the hat and for the jacket. I mean, even when I was little I knew he should’ve had two of each to sew together.” “So, even as…
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Stress in the City
Song Lyric of the Day: Are you happy now? / Where do you go when you’re lonely / Where do you go when you’re blue / Where do you go when you’re lonely / I’ll follow you / When the stars go blue, blue The Corrs featuring Bono / “When…
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At Least Now We Can Catch It
Song Lyric of the Day: Here we have our dust-free dining set / We guarantee it won’t collect a speckPedro the Lion / “Progress“ 10:11PM.Our refrigerator died last Wednesday. We’ve been living like pioneers since then. Granted, we’re very lucky that Rich’s awesome parents gave us a fridge and a…
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Scene From a Marriage #5,112
“Thanks for fast-forwarding that song. It’s really annoying.” “You’re an annoying song.” Laughing. “And I’m on an endless loop!” “And random.”
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The Best Thing About Work Today
Song Lyric of the Day: I’d buy you Rogaine if you start losing all your hair / Sew on patches to all you tear Ingrid Michaelson / “The Way I Am“ 9:15PM.Aside from job security, one of the best things about work is the perks we get to enjoy. Sometimes…
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Where’s My Elephant?
Song Lyric of the Day: Life goes by so fast / You only want to do what you think is right / Close your eyes and then it’s past / (It’s the) story of my life Social Distortion / “Story of My Life“ 10:07PM.Life’s not kicking my ass as much…
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A Tree Falls in Knoxville
Song Lyric of the Day: The words came like a hard rain / And your smile changed like a hurricane / Your breath smells like cardamom / And the words came just like a hard rain Shout Out Louds / “Hard Rain“ 11:54AM.If you followed my Twitter stream last night,…
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Life!
Song Lyric of the Day: Music is my boyfriend / Music is my girlfriend / Music is my dead end / Music’s my imaginary friend Cansei de Ser Sexy (CSS) / “Music Is My Hot, Hot Sex“* 9:57PM.Wow. Been a while since I’ve updated, although I have managed to Twitter…
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Scene From a Marriage #4,103
“Hey, honey?” “Yeah?” “You know that I love you, right?” Sighs. “What did I do?”
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Scene From a Marriage #482
“Why is there a cake stump left?” “I ate the top part.” “I called you from the road crying because Vanessa called me at work to tell me my cat Mittens died, and you ate the top part of the cake and left me the stump?” “The top’s the best…