Scene From a Marriage #30,932
“I realized Coraline’s first poop on the potty was on my birthday.”…
“I realized Coraline’s first poop on the potty was on my birthday.”…
Hearing approaching footsteps: “Peeing with the door open!” Footsteps getting closer: “Peeing…
While shopping in a home improvement store: “Hey, do you want to…
“You were really funny last night.” “See, I told you I’m a…
“So if I got amnesia, how long would you work to make…
Looking up from the iPad and noticing American Horror Story: Asylum on…
During an hours-long car drive: “Since I’ve lost a few pounds I…
The evening after Rich’s shoulder surgery: “You know, when the pager went…
While trying to find somewhere to turn the car around: “What was…
Looking at the iPad and reading aloud: “‘How to tell if you’re…