After hours of driving in a torrential downpour:
“This always happens when I’m driving. You always get the good weather. I’m the one who gets the crap weather, while you get Snow White standing on the side of the road with birds on her fingers.”
Laughing: “That’s not true. I’ve had bad weather when I was the one driving.”
“Whatever. I promise you that if we switched places right now and you got behind the wheel that, oh, it would stop raining and the sun would shit out a unicorn or something.”
“Wow. ‘Shit out a unicorn.’ Even for you, that’s eloquent.”
Oh, so that’s how they get here!!!
The secret is out!