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Scene From a Marriage #33,441

After successfully introducing Coraline to the original Star Wars trilogy:

“Great. Now that she knows there’s another trilogy, she wants to watch those, too. I’m not sure I can handle watching those again.”

“We’ll treat her decision to watch the prequels the same way we’d deal with her becoming vegetarian or vegan: We will respect her decision, but she’s on her own.”

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Scene From a Marriage #37,453

“What are you going to do if she goes to college out of state?”

“We can move to be closer to her. You know, in case she needs to come home to eat, do laundry, hang out.”

“So you’re going to stalk her.”

“If moving just to stay close to someone and watching their every move is your definition of stalking, then yes, I suppose so.”

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Scene From a Marriage # 34,774

After driving out of our neighborhood on the way to day care:

“Oh my God! I forgot my phone!”

“Really? You never forget that.”

“It’s OK. I can go home at lunchtime to get it.”

A few blocks from day care:

“Oh my God! I left my work laptop at home!”

“Are you OK?”

“Ugh. I’ll drop you off at work then go home to get it.”

A few blocks from work:

“Oh my God! I forgot my wallet! It’s still in my camera bag from Coraline’s ballet class last night.”

“What is going on with you? You’re like me, but on crack.”

As he’s getting out of the car and looking through his backpack:

“Aw, crap! I left my wallet in the garage!”

Laughing my ass off:

“Oh my God! We’re senile!”

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Scene From a Marriage # 7,642

While opening Christmas stockings:

“Nickels? Two rolls of nickels?”

“I’m not very good at the stocking thing yet.”

“Clearly.”

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Scene From a Marriage #33,011

“And then we watched some Monsters vs. Aliens.”

“What?! Oh my God, I can’t believe you let her watch that!”

“Why not? She loves it.”

“Because it’s violent and scary, that’s why. Wait, that’s not right, is it?”

“Good grief. You’re thinking of Alien vs. Predator.”

“Oh. Yeah, I am. Whoops. Wrong movie.”

“Puh-leez. If I were going to have Coraline watch an action movie, it would at least be a good one.”

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Scene From a Marriage # 32,349

After my pinky toe PIP reduction follow-up appointment:

“Want to see a picture? Look!”

Noticeably paling: “And this little piggy went ‘bleccccccch.'”

 

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Scene From a Marriage # 5,386

“Why does my puppy’s breath smell like a humidor?”

Gasping: “My cigar!”

“Your cigar?”

“I was smoking a cigar outside and tucked the unfinished part in the windowsill.”

“The puppy-level windowsill?”

“Yeah.”

“Didn’t think that one out, did you?”

*Believe it or not, this was Caleb, NOT Troubadour.

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Scene From a Marriage #31,974

After explaining to Coraline what a submarine is:

“You know, I’ve been on a submarine.”

“20,000 Leagues Under the Sea at Disney World doesn’t count.”

“Dammit.”

“I know how you think, boy.”

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Scene From a Marriage #31,915

While discussing our concurrent stomach illnesses:

“We need to buy more crackers. We need to buy Saltines. We need the most boring cracker known to man.”

Throwing his arms in the air: “Here I am!”

Falling over laughing: “Oh my God.”

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Scene From a Marriage #25,446

The tail end of a several-minutes long diatribe while discussing home improvement projects:

“I HATE that short hobbit toilet so much! Someday, when we replace it, I want to sledgehammer it to smithereens. I HATE it. It’s so gross. I keep expecting Ewan McGregor to pop up out of it.”

Sighing in exasperation: “Are you done?”

Taking a bow: “And scene!”

“Uh-huh.”

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