While discussing a certain best-selling “erotic” literary trilogy:
“You know those books started out as Twilight fan fiction? Twilight fan fiction!”
“At least she finished writing them. Bam!”
“Shut up. Honestly, she just took Twilight and threw some S&M stuff in there. Ugh. Makes me want to kill someone.”
“You do know the ‘M’ in ‘S&M’ stands for masochism, not murder, right?”
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