Song Lyric of the Day: I belong with you, you belong with me / You’re my sweetheart / I belong with you, you belong with me / You’re my sweet Lumineers / “Ho Hey“ What can I say after 13 years together that I haven’t already said? Rich, you are…
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Scene From a Marriage #25,446
The tail end of a several-minutes long diatribe while discussing home improvement projects: “I HATE that short hobbit toilet so much! Someday, when we replace it, I want to sledgehammer it to smithereens. I HATE it. It’s so gross. I keep expecting Ewan McGregor to pop up out of it.”…
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Popcorn Brain
Song Lyric of the Day: We’ll end up numb from playing video games / And we’ll get sick of having sex / And we’ll get fat from eating candy / As we drink ourselves to death / We’ll stay up late making mixtapes / Photoshopping pictures of ourselves The Limousines…
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My Happy for the Day: “Beam Me Up”
“Beam Me Up” by the Swedish DJ duo Cazzette is yet another song introduced to me by satellite radio a few months ago. And, oh, how I love it. I’m not a dancing person — and certainly not in public — but every time I hear this song, I’m right…
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Scene From a Marriage #30,932
“I realized Coraline’s first poop on the potty was on my birthday.” “And just think — she picked this gift out all on her own. The real gift was doing it at my mom’s house so you wouldn’t have to deal with it.”
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Photoblogging: Arches & Pendants
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Smack My Rich Up: Happy Birthday to My Blue-Eyed Boy
Today is Rich’s birthday, but we celebrated yesterday with brunch and a nice walk around downtown Knoxville. It’s hard to believe this is the sixteenth birthday of his I’ve celebrated with him, 13 as his wife. We’ve run the gamut of birthdays, from surprise parties to restaurant dinners with family…
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Liveblogging: The 85th Annual Academy Awards
Song Lyric of the Day: Something still unclear / Something not yet here / Has begun. / Suddenly the world / Seems a different place / Somehow full of grace / And delight. / How was I to know / That so much love / Was held inside me? Les…
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Scene From a Marriage #7,447
Hearing approaching footsteps: “Peeing with the door open!” Footsteps getting closer: “Peeing with the door open! PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN!!!” Right outside of view of the door: “Hey, you wouldn’t happen to be peeing with the door open, would you?” “Arrrrrggggggghhhhhh!”
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My Funny for the Day: Business Time
While we were visiting our friends in Columbus recently, one night they asked if we were fans of Flight of the Conchords. “Frodo, Don’t Wear the Ring” has always been at the top of my list, but I think that may have been knocked down a peg since Chris and…