After she asks me to put on a TV show called Little Charmers:
“So what’s Little Charmers about?”
“It’s about these girls with magic powers and they do charms and fly around on brooms.”
“Oh, so they’re witches.”
“They’re not witches, they’re Little Charmers.”
“You said they do spells and fly around on brooms.”
“I said they have magic powers and do charms and fly on brooms.”
“You do know that’s pretty much the literal definition of a witch, right?”
“THEY’RE NOT WITCHES! THEY’RE LITTLE CHARMERS!”
“I give up.”
