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A Conversation With Coraline: The Publix Checkout Line

Pointing: “Can you buy me that book?”

“Which one?”

“The one with the wedding girls.”

“That’s not a book. It’s a bridal magazine.”

“What’s that?”

“It’s to help women plan their weddings. And you are not currently planning your wedding.”

While flipping through the pages of the magazine: “Because I still need to find my prince first.”

“You’re three. You’ve got a few more decades to go.”

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A Conversation With Coraline: Q&A

“What does … chocolate milk turn into?”

“Pee.”

“What does … chocolate turn into?”

“Poop.”

“What does … candy turn into?”

“Poop.”

“What does … water turn into?”

“Pee.”

“What does … the fox say?”

“Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni.”

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A Conversation With Coraline: Baby Gaga

“I’m going to have a baby sister.”

“Oh, you are now, are you? Because that’s news to me.”

“Yes. And she will be named Baby Gaga!”

“You know that wouldn’t be her real name, right?”

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