“Why is there a cake stump left?”
“I ate the top part.”
“I called you from the road crying because Vanessa called me at work to tell me my cat Mittens died, and you ate the top part of the cake and left me the stump?”
“The top’s the best part. It’s nice and moist.”
“My cat died!”
“I left you some cake, didn’t I?”
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“I would so take Griffin home.”
“Really? You like him that much?”
“YES! I love him. He’s on my shortlist of Babies I Would Steal. He’s cute and sweet and he doesn’t cry when I hold him.”
“I see.”
“Wow. I just turned you into an innie, didn’t I?”
“Pretty much.”
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“You know, I’ve always loved the name Olivia. In case we ever have a kid and it’s a girl.”
“Olivia? Like the little pig in those books you like?”
“Well, yeah, but that’s not why I’d name her that.”
“You wouldn’t be naming her after the little piggy in the book.”
“No. Anyhoo, I’ve always liked the name Julian for a boy.”
“Do you want him to be an interior decorator?”
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“You excited about your vacation?”
“God, yes. I need a break. Although I’m going to miss the game a lot. I wish I could bring the XBox with me.”
“You’re enjoying the game that much?”
“Yeah. And I just got really good with my telekinesis powers.”
“Wow.”
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“How does it feel to have a wedding band again?”
“Good. I didn’t realize I’d missed it like I had.”
“Glad to hear it. But be careful with this one. Because if we have to buy a third wedding band, it’s going to be for a new husband.”
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“Did you watch the movie?”
“Yeah. Although it was really weird – I started watching it, but it was already about six minutes in.”
“Oh, yeah. I started watching it before I gave it to you.”
“You bought me a movie as a gift, started watching it, didn’t rewind it, and put it back in the box to give to me?”
“Uh, yeah. Was I not supposed to do that?”
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Watching a TV show:
“I get that he feels bad for cheating on her, but I don’t think she should forgive him.”
“But look at him — he’s really, truly sorry. He won’t do it again.”
“She still shouldn’t take him back. She can forgive him but still kick him to the curb.”
“She should forgive him and give him another chance.”
“So you’re saying that if I cheated on you and was really, really, really sorry, you’d forgive me?”
“Yeah. I’d try.”
“I don’t think I’d be able to forgive you. But you’d still forgive me, huh?”
“Well, not now.”
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Via IM:
“Woman! Why you keep moving all my shit around? I can’t find anything!”
“What are you looking for?”
“That receipt. It was on my nightstand!”
“I added it to the other receipts.”
“Quit moving my stuff!”
“I tidied up. You had receipts all over the place.”
“Stop moving my shit around!”
“Just think what I can do in the 10 days you’re gone. Two words: organizational bender.”
“ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!”
“LMAO.”
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“Let me just say, you were totally right.”
“About what?”
“About working from home in your underwear. It’s awesome.”
“Told you so. Welcome to the club.”
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“You really think he‘s good looking?”
“God yes. You don’t?”
“Ugh. No. He looks like a monkey.”
“He does not look like a monkey.”
“Does too.”
“He was making a face right then.”
“Monkey.”
“He doesn’t–“
Screeching like a monkey:
“Hoo hoo hoo HA HA HA!”
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