Scene From a Marriage # 7,642
While opening Christmas stockings: “Nickels? Two rolls of nickels?” “I’m not very…
While opening Christmas stockings: “Nickels? Two rolls of nickels?” “I’m not very…
“And then we watched some Monsters vs. Aliens.” “What?! Oh my God,…
After my pinky toe PIP reduction follow-up appointment: “Want to see a picture?…
“Why does my puppy’s breath smell like a humidor?” Gasping: “My cigar!”…
After explaining to Coraline what a submarine is: “You know, I’ve been…
While discussing our concurrent stomach illnesses: “We need to buy more crackers.…
The tail end of a several-minutes long diatribe while discussing home improvement…
“I realized Coraline’s first poop on the potty was on my birthday.”…
Hearing approaching footsteps: “Peeing with the door open!” Footsteps getting closer: “Peeing…
While we were visiting our friends in Columbus recently, one night they…